Mukesh Ambani and Chandu jokes

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Mukesh ambani and Chandu

Mukesh Ambani: mere paas etni property hai ki Agar me subah se saam tak kar se niklu to aadhi property bhi nahi dek sakta.........

Chandu:- Hammri kar bhi esi hi khatara thi.... OLX pe bech di??

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...colors of your wife’s underwear???

Amitabh Bachan In KBC Question For 10 Lac To Pathan.
What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear?
Option 1 : “White”
Option 2 : “Grey”
Option 3 : “Black”
Option 4 : “Blue”
Pathan Sochte Hue : “ Can I Phone A Friend? “

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What is sexy movie???

Teacher: “ What Is A Blue Film? ”
Pappu: “ It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time “.

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...to khada karke kya krega???

Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: do u have girlfriend?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u visit prons Website?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u go 4 mujra?
Man: "no"
Doc: to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?

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Bhagawan ko gussa kab aata hai???

Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,

HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

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...Raat me pehli baar hai.....???

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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...BV ki chaddi Utarunga???

Santa: "Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chadddi Utarunga."
Banta : "Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?"
Santa : “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Aap to phir bhi apne hai???

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne toh kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap toh fir bhi apne hain..!!??

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